Everytime Sherlock is about take a case he looks the person straight in the eye and says something like “are you aware that John Watson is my husband? DO NOT touch him, stare at him or breath around him or your corpse will me found in the Thames tomorrow morning”
Sherlock telling bee puns on his first date with John cause he read on wikihow that making your date laugh is a good why to hide that you’re nervous and they’re the only jokes Sherlock knows
BUT BACK IN ‘DALEK WITH NINE
‘YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK’
AND IN THIS EPISODE
‘YOU ARE A GOOD DALEK’
OH MY GODDDDD
ftm sherlock would be so terrified of john finding out, tho, like. so. terrified. he’s probably had some bad lovers in the past who’ve mocked him and who have made him feel so worthless and he’d be so scared that john would leave that he has fucking nightmares about it. but when john finds out he is the gentlest, kindest human being on earth, he treats sherlock no differently. it’s only when they make love that john makes sure to kiss all his surgery scars and tell sherlock that they’re the beautiful marks of a beautiful man who has walked a long hard road and john wouldn’t have him any other way<3
ALSO, Sherlock braiding Little Watson’s hair for her. *dies of cute*
(He’d totally put skull-shaped barrettes in her hair, though. Mary would find them adorable. John would sigh in exasperation).
My favorite headcanon is Little Watson playing with Sherlock’s hair, and Sherlock ending up at a crime scene with like 22 barrettes, a ribbon, and a few beads in his hair. And he’s just so chuffed that Little Watson wanted to play with his hair that he starts preening despite what is objectively a pretty ridiculous hair style.